英语幽默小故事，英语幽默小故事

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1，英语幽默小故事
2，英文幽默故事英语幽默小故事2则
3，英语幽默故事急

1，英语幽默小故事

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我只有几句搞笑翻译：1.We two who and who? 咱俩谁跟谁。 2.How are you? How old are you? 怎么是你？怎么老是你？

how are you怎么是你ne ? how old are you怎么老是你ne ? please踩纳！

英语幽默小故事

2，英文幽默故事英语幽默小故事2则

1、英语幽默故事：Midway Tactics Three competing store owners rented adjoining shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem to ensue. The retailer on the right put up huge signs saying, Gigantic Sale! and Super Bargains! The store on the left raised bigger signs proclaiming, Prices Slashed! and Fantastic Discounts! The owner in the middle then prepared a large sign that simply stated, ENTRANCE. 幽默故事翻译：中间战术三个互相争生意的商店老板在一条商业街上租用了毗邻的店铺。旁观者等着瞧好戏。右边的零售商挂起了巨大的招牌，上书：“大减价!”“特便宜!” 左边的商店挂出了更大的招牌，声称：“大砍价!”“大折扣!” 中间的商人随后准备了一个大招牌，上面只简单地写着：“入口处”。 2、英语幽默故事：Very Pleased to Meet You During World War II, a lot of young women in Britain were in the army. Joan Phillips was one of them. She worked in a big camp, and of course met a lot of men, officers and soldiers. One evening she met Captain Humphreys at a dance. He said to her, Im going abroad tomorrow, but Id be very happy if we could write to each other. Joan agreed, and they wrote for several months. Then his letters stopped, but she received one from another officer, telling her that he had been wounded and was in a certain army hospital in England. Joan went there and said to the matron, Ive come to visit Captain Humphreys. Only relatives are allowed to visit patients here, the matron said. Oh, thats all right, answered Joan. Im his sister. Im very pleased to meet you, the matron said, Im his mother! 幽默故事翻译：在第二次世界大战中，有许多年轻的妇女在军营中服役。琼.飞利浦斯是其中之一。她在一个大军营中工作，当然遇到了许多男士，包括军官和士兵。一天晚上她在舞会上遇到了军官汉弗雷斯。他对她说，“我明天就要出国，但如果我们能够相互写信，我会很高兴。”琼同意了，于是他们几个月里一直通着信。后来，他再没有来信。她收到了另一个军官的信，告诉她，他受伤了，住在英格兰的某个部队医院里。琼到了医院，她对护士长说，“我来看望军官汉弗雷斯。” “这里只有亲属可以探望病人。”护士长说。 “噢，是的，”琼说，“我是他的妹妹。” “很高兴认识你，”护士长说，“我是他的母亲。”

英文幽默故事英语幽默小故事2则

3，英语幽默故事急

one man, airport, filling up some documentsquestion 1: full nameanswer: andy leequestion 2: date of birthanswer: 27/8/1966question 3: nationalityanswer: Chinesequestion 4: sexanswer: twice a week .........:) 很简单需要翻译么?????

英文幽默哲理小故事：　　父子二人经过五星级饭店门口，看到一辆十分豪华的进口轿车。　　儿子不屑地对他的父亲说：「坐这种车的人，肚子里一定没有学问！」　　父亲则轻描淡写地回答：说这种话的人，口袋里一定没有钱　　（注：你对事情的看法，是不是也反映出你内心真正的态度？）　　afterhisfatherfive-starhoteldoorandsawaveryluxuryimportedcars.　　sonofdisdainforhisfather,said:"thepeoplewhotakesuchavehicle,necessarilymoyouxuewenstomach!"　　fatheransweredlightly:saysuchthings,certainlynomoneypocket　　(note:yourviewofthings,isnotitalsoreflectstherealattitudeofyourheart?)　　letmetakeitdown　　anelephantsaidtoamouse,"nodoubtthatyouarethesmallestzndmostuselessthingthatihaveeverseen."　　"pless,sayitagain.letmetakeitdown."themousesaid."iwilltellafleawhatiknow."　　为我所用　　一头大象对一只小老鼠说：“你无疑是我见过的最小、最没用的东西。”　　“请再说一遍，让我把它记下来。”老鼠说。“我要讲给我认识的一只跳蚤听。　　teacher:whyareyoulateforschooleverymorning?　　tom:everytimeicometothecorner,asignsays,"school-goslow".　　老师:为什么你每天早晨都迟到?　　汤姆:每当我经过学校的拐角处,僦看见一个牌子仩写着"学校----慢行".　　（只为成功找方法，不为失败找理由）

英语幽默故事急