英语搞笑段子，来几篇搞笑的英语笑话

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1，来几篇搞笑的英语笑话
2，英语笑话要简短又笑的
3，英语幽默笑话
4，英语爆笑笑话
5，英语笑话
6，收集经典的全英文笑话
7，英语小笑话

1，来几篇搞笑的英语笑话

一楼笑话我笑了，一个都不认识啊！

来几篇搞笑的英语笑话

2，英语笑话要简短又笑的

sperm said: shoot

英语笑话要简短又笑的

3，英语幽默笑话

有一只熊朝你走过来，打一成语。（有备（bear）而来)

叫你加我啊，我可以教你申请

英语的笑话在桃花园地的幽默笑话区非常多。

英语幽默笑话

4，英语爆笑笑话

How Many BUllets A young man stepped into a gun shop,"Give me the most powerful pistol." "How many bullets do you need?" The young man walked to a telephone booth,"Hello,is that a bank?How many people do you have,please?"

有一天早上下着大雪丶小明说下雪还不如下雨下雪多麻烦啊他的同学回答你当初为什么不吃屎丶吃饭排泄出来变成屎为什么你当初不吃屎o

5，英语笑话

Hello baby！

漂亮的不会下廚房，能下廚房的不溫柔，溫柔的沒主見，有主見的沒女人味，有女人味的亂花錢，不亂花錢的不時尚，時尚的不放心，放心的沒法看！嗨，答案补充在现代社会做个女人，真好。漂亮吧叫美女，不漂亮吧叫有气质；有才气叫才女，没才气也不要紧，可以叫淑女--女子无才便是德嘛。瘦了叫苗条，胖了叫丰满；高的叫亭亭玉立，矮的叫小巧玲珑。脾气好的叫温柔，脾气不好的叫泼辣；爱傻笑那叫青春，绷着脸那叫冷艳；活泼的叫顾盼生辉，矜持的叫稳重大方。化装叫妩媚动人，不化装则是清水芙蓉；穿得整齐叫庄重华美，穿的随意则叫潇洒自如。年轻叫青春靓丽，年长则叫成熟动人；追的人多叫众星捧月，没人敢追叫傲雪寒霜。挣钱的叫追求独立，不挣钱的叫牺牲为家；多生孩子叫做母亲伟大，不生孩子叫响应国家计划。天天在家不出门的那叫贤惠，天天出去不回来的那叫女权；从不离婚的叫感情专一，经常离婚的叫追求幸福；唠唠叨叨叫循循善诱，贬损欺压叫"野蛮女友"。偏要和男人一样那叫不让须眉，偏要男人让着那叫女士优先；长的像女人那叫有女人味，长的不像女人--更没关系啦，那叫"超女"，火着呢。答案补充女人无所谓正派，正派是因为受到的引诱不够；男人无所谓忠诚，忠诚是因为背叛的筹码太低…

6，收集经典的全英文笑话

一个醉酒司机和交警的搞笑对话 A driver is stopped by a police officer. The driver asks, "What s the problem officer?" Officer: "You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone." Man: "No sir, I was going 65." Wife: "Oh, Harry. You were going 80." (The man gives his wife a dirty look.) Officer: "I m also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light." Man: "Broken tail light? I didn t know about a broken tail light!" Wife: "Oh Harry, you ve known about that tail light for weeks." (The man gives his wife another dirty look.) Officer: "I m also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seatbelt." Man: "Oh I just took it off when you were walking up to the car." Wife: "Oh Harry, you never wear your seatbelt." The man turns to his wife and yells, "SHUT YOUR MOUTH!" The Officer turns to the woman and asks, "Ma am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?" The wife says, "No, only when hes drunk." 还有更多的英语笑话哦摘自 http://www.xhh.cc/xiaohua/yingyuxiaohua/647.html

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7，英语小笑话

绕口令行不，can you can a can. As a caner can a can？意思是“你能像罐头工人那样把罐头装进罐头车里吗？”

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