英语趣味小故事，趣味性强的英语故事

1，趣味性强的英语 故事

How are you 怎么是你． How old are you 怎么老是你．

小明对老外说“I am sorry” 老外“I am sorry too.” 小明“I am sorry three”

趣味性强的英语故事

2，求一些英语趣味小故事

Where is the father?Two brothers were looking at some beartiful paintings."Look,"said the elder brother."How nice these paintings are!""Yes,"said the younger,"but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. Where is the father?"The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained,"Obviously he was painting the pictures."

求一些英语趣味小故事

3，英语趣味小故事

A man wants to open an account(开账户) with a Swedishbank. The assistant(店员) asks:how much do you plan to deposit(存)?The man looks around and makes sure that no one is near him,and then he says in a low voice: 5,000,000 dollars. The assistant replies:You Could speak louder,sir. It is not a mistake to be poor in Sweden.一个人想要到一家瑞典银行开账户。店员问：“你想存多少钱？”那个人看了看周围，确定没人离他很近，然后他用很低很小的声音说：“500万美元。”店员回答：“你可以大点声说，先生。在瑞典贫穷不是过错。”

英语趣味小故事

4，谁有短小有趣得英文小故事方便背

Midway TacticsThree competing store owners rented adjoining shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem to ensue.The retailer on the right put up huge signs saying, "Gigantic Sale!" and "Super Bargains!"The store on the left raised bigger signs proclaiming, "Prices Slashed!" and "Fantastic Discounts!"The owner in the middle then prepared a large sign that simply stated, "ENTRANCE".================================================================West PointMy father, brother and I visited West Point to see a football game between Army and Boston College. Taking a stroll before kickoff, we met many cadets in neatly pressed uniforms. Several visting fans asked the recruits if they would pose for photographs, "to show our son what to expect if he should attend West Point."One middle-aged couple approached a very attractive female cadet and asked her to pose for a picture. They explained, "We want to show our son what he missed by not coming to West Point."